In my first article on retirement, I told you what you have always wanted to hear: Wall Street might actually suck. It was a victory for the neighborhood idiot, the village stoner, and of course, your unemployed broke self.
But now you need more to finally bring about the death throes of the bourgeois. You need a system that is smarter than stock picking (but also uses the stock market to your advantage), cheap enough that you could utilize it, and basically takes no effort since you are far too busy finding a job and/or sitting on your couch complaining about how writing cover letters is stupid. Also, it really has to make you a ton of cash, like, a big ton.